Dear Marvin
Dear Marvin,
How you doing Marvin? Life treatin’ you well??
Yeah, yeah…I know….rough summer. I know you didn’t do it, you don’t have to tell me…..hell, the police don’t think you did it, that’s all that really matters.
Anyways….
Football!
Man Marvin, you looked like your old self out there vs. the Panthers. Just straight BURNING CB’s like the good ole times…..even at the ripe, or as some would call it, rotting age of 36.
Sucks not having Manning back there, doesn’t it? I saw you, 25 yards downfield, WIDE OPEN for a TD, and Sorgi didn’t see you. God, I hate that fucker. I hate him so much, I’d rather have Eli’s backup as our second stringer.
Reg is great, isn’t he Marv? Reminds me alot of yourself back in the day. He’s not as quick of course, but you gotta admit Marv, he’s alot stronger and “tougher” than you.
You know what Marv?
People call you a pussy. They think because of the fact that you don’t try to run over people with your badass 6 foot 100-nothing frame, that you’re a chicken shit…..easy for them to say, right Marv? They’re sitting behind their computer desk sticking up for average WR”s like Plaxico Burress!! LOL, that’s funny Marv, isn’t it?
Plaxico fucking Burress…. ![]()
Anyways Marv, I know you’re still a top 3 WR. You got hurt, big deal……lots of players get hurt. You’ll be fine….I saw it Saturday night.
People think you’re done Marv. You know you’re not done, I know you’re not done, you’re too hard of a worker. You’re too stubborn. You’re a product of Philly…..trust me, I know how the fans are….I argue w/ those stupid fucks all the time. Even when they’re wrong, they think they’re right……LOL
Of course, no pun intended ![]()
Do me a favor Marv, OK?
SHOW EM’!!!
Show those haters what you got left.
-CNI
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